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5 Things to Buy So She Lets You Get a Sim

The peace of mind you need to actually buy it?

The simulator is $2,000. The peace of mind you need to actually buy it? That's gonna cost you a little more. Here's the real playbook.

The Short Answer

The simulator is $2,000. The peace of mind you need to actually buy it? That's gonna cost you a little more. Here's the real playbook.

By Ace•June 24, 2026•8 min read

This article is (mostly) tongue-in-cheek. But the negotiation dynamics are real. If you’re ready to start planning your setup, here’s what it actually costs.

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